Silence is the only way it could be described. “There nothing here…, but I’m here” said I. “But who am I” I thought, as I drifted away.
I woke up on a beach dazed and confused. But glad to have my body. “But was I missing it before?“ I thought to myself. I had no clue what to do. I stared out into the ocean and then I remembered everything and fear ripped through my veins. I was anniversary shopping and decide to try out this new strain of kush Kev brought back from his trip to Mars. And I fucking passed out on the beach. ”If I fuck up this anniversary Athenah will definitely fucking kill me no doubt. I gotta fucking go now I’m enjoying living on earth”
I got up ready to leave but stopped with a jolt “wait this is earth I thought it was go….”
“Yooooo (inaudible sound) there you are I been looking for you all over this damn beach. You weren’t at the usual stop” said a voice
I turned around and saw Kev “you little fucker” I yelled as I ran at him.
I tried to tackle him but he immediately picked me up and slammed me back to ground. But I didn’t even feel a thing.
“If that was suppose to be a sneak attack it was a shitty one for sure“ he laughed.
I got back up strangely fast and screamed ”I passed out on the beach after smoking god knows what weed you gave me and now….”
Kev intrepruppted “wait, you smoked it without me?”
“I haven’t even gotten to try it yet. It’s been like 20 minutes since you messaged me and I said to wait on me”
”I haven’t been here for 20 minutes it’s getting dark out and I had to get shit together for my anniversary“ I said in despair.
Kev looked at me and said very slowly “You….. are…… a….. fucking….. idiot”
“That’s the sunrise, have you even looked at the time?” he laughed.
I tapped my hand and a holographic time display appeared. He was right it was 6:42 AM.
I sighed in relief. “I guess I’ll be able to live another day, I really thought I was screwed”.
”Isn’t this the blunt” said Kev
”Oh shit it is. I swear I smoked that” I said
”Well I’m glad you didn’t“ said Kev
Kev immediately lit it up and gave it to me and said “I’ll let you have the first hit”
I took a nice big hit and blew it out. Kev looked at me and I said “I don’t feel shit”
He looked puzzled and took his hit and then I woke up on a beach dazed and confused. I stood up and saw the bodies of soldiers everywhere and one next to me reaching out to me for help.
I looked at my own body and saw I was injured and fell to me knees.
”What the fuck is going on” I thought to myself
I collapsed to ground.
And then I woke up on a beach dazed and confused.